AFTER JUST HAVING A CHAT WITH OUR GLORIOUS LEADER, HE HAS ADMITTED HE IS IN DIRE STRAITS (NOT THE BAND AS YOU KNOW HE CAN'T SING), DUE TO HIS OVER-SPENDING ON A CERTAIN GEORGE MICHAEL. HE HAS CONSIDERED TAKING ON EXTRA WORK SELLING THE BIG ISSUE ON THE STREETS OF ROTHERHAM, BUT THERE IS TOO MUCH COMPETITION IN HIS LOCAL AREA.
SO WE HAVE DECIDED TO ORGANISE A MOCK CONCERT TO RAISE MONEY FOR JEFF TO MEET THE MINIMUM PAYMENTS ON HIS 42 CREDIT CARDS. WE ALL KNOW THAT IN TIMES LIKE THESE MONEY IS HARD TO COME BY BUT EVERY PENNY YOU DONATE WILL HELP HIM EAT BEFORE HE WITHERS AWAY.
WE HAVE ONE CONFIRMED ARTIST SO FAR APPEARING: DEXYS MIDNIGHT RUNNERS TO SING JEFF'S FAVOURITE SONG, COME ON EILEEN!
REMEMBER, A JEFF IS FOR LIFE NOT JUST FOR GEORGE CONCERTS.
ANY DONATIONS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TOWARDS THE CHARITY SECTION.
), DUE TO HIS OVER-SPENDING ON A CERTAIN GEORGE MICHAEL. HE HAS CONSIDERED TAKING ON EXTRA WORK SELLING THE BIG ISSUE ON THE STREETS OF ROTHERHAM, BUT THERE IS TOO MUCH COMPETITION IN HIS LOCAL AREA. 
MONEY FROM SOMEWHERE
